Julie Fucking Montecristo

Drew Magary is on fire today, literally (in the figurative sense of the word employed by my tween), taking white people to task for the terrible fucking names they choose for their children. Also, I may have just had a large iced coffee from a nearby coffee shop, so could easily turn this post into a 3000 word stream-of-conscious spew, so I had better put a period right here.

Star Wars narrated by Ron Howard

Make your own Star Trek II scene in West Papua

BBC Journalist has Earwax Cleaned Out by Hungry Jungle Grub